Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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