Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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