You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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