TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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