Do you still have your period?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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