Kiss
Puke
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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