My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
tell me about the fingering
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