I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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