Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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