Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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