Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize