You're so nebulous sometimes
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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