i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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