She went from zero to smokin in five shots
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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