I'm drive I can fine osifer
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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