Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
