I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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