Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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