On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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