So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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