dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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