You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
