Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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