I am puke
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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