how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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