Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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