His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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