I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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