Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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