when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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i need some magic done to my vagina
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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