So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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