Quick, to the slutcave!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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