I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
