why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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