I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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Come camping we have xanax and steaks
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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