their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
