If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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