on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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