I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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