Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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