Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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