Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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