This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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