Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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