Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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