Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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