Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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