you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
smell my finger.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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