I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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