Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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