It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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