the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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