How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Randomize
