My first STD was from a foam party
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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