I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
