Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Mom said you looked used
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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