I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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